My last post was pretty negative.  Here’s a list of things I like.

1. People with personalities.  There are so many people that seem like they don’t have any substance.  Their reality has been contrived from movies and TV, or from role models that are also lacking in a real personality.

2. People that have formed opinions.  I don’t care how fucking stupid you are when you say it, but as long as it isn’t the kind of shit where someone says they’re super super against or super super for something, and it turns out that they only give a shit because of cultural persuasion. 

3. People that know when to not make a scene.  Like, there are plenty of people that can be loud and immature at the right times but also know when to shut the fuck up when it’s inappropriate.  I think it’s great when there’s some self control, but not pretentious seriousness.

4. My bone structure.  I may have stupid hair to some people, or some day I could get fat, but at least I don’t have some permanently saggy and awkward frame that can never be fixed.  

I guess this list works backwards in that each one states what I like just to explain what I don’t like about everyone else.  Whatever it is, I still will post this without making sure it makes sense.

I just wanna play Halo 2 what the fuck internet

I hate these fucking people who are all like tumblr’s some elite club of secretly cool people or something.  I follow a very small number of people because of this.  You guys are fucking idiots, talking about your fandoms and all the tumblr lingo.  This site is like 80% awkward people that think they should be proud of that reality.  Here’s a list of the things I hate and why;

1. Obsession with classic Disney movies, because nobody gives a fuck

2. Obsessive reblogging of instagram photos of people’s shoes, because nobody gives a fuck

3. The gullibility of this retarded population of ‘bloggers’ who jump on anyone with any opinion that dissents from tumblr’s general bullshit, just because it’s cool to do so.

4. When people post the same picture of themselves every fucking day, or multiple times per day, with the exact same facial expression every time.  It’s like that scene in Zoolander with the fucking calendar and it’s just the same fucking face and nobody fucking gives a fuck.

5. Any post referencing tumblr.  I’m on this website for a stream of nonsensical and occasionally interesting things, not to be a part of a community that’s 90% awkward wannabe hipsters

6. Your fucking red lip stick.  All of it.  Fucking stop it.  

7. Anybody that thinks they’re cool for anything that has ever happened that involves tumblr.  Fucking no.

I don’t follow back because it shouldn’t be a matter of courtesy.  If I don’t give a shit about your ten thousand cupcake pictures per hour, I’m not going to be nice.  Your follower count is a number, and the more you ‘follow back’, the less it means (which is a value permanently set at 0, no matter what, by the way).  

This post is directed 100% at whoever is reading it.  I’m talking to YOU.  So go fuck yourself, you.

I hope people never stop proving did-yuo-know wrong.  It’s the most entertaining thing on tumblr.

Of the scene in last night’s episode of Workaholics where Blake’s on acid and picks up the picture of the dog and makes his face look like it.  Just proves that it’s pretty much the best image on Earth and I hope this show goes on to have 500 seasons.

(Source: hellpasotheman)

I got to my dad’s last night, and this morning I figured I’d look for some violin music to play ‘cause I’m bored.  I was reaching in my closet and cut my middle and ring finger on my left hand on this piece of glass without realizing it and then got blood on probably 15 different pages of music.

In 8th grade, me and my friend Joseph changed the title of one of the songs from ‘The Gift’ to ‘Summoning Satan’ because we were stupid and the beginning of the song was really awkward and evil sounding.  So, now I’m thinking that I performed the ritual and that I’m cursed and my family will die if I ever play violin again.